PancreasFabulous Friday (9/3/10)Because it's Fabulous Friday, it's my website, and I want Freddie.

So fuck you and love it!

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PhillyCLook Ma! I'm a Whore!Well aren't you all just proud of yourselves? You didn't think I'd do it, did you? DID YOU?! Oh no...you've all been like, "Philly Chuck, you're a clown and you're great at it. Too bad you can never be serious, but why screw with perfection?" Now, while I'll admit, my comedic properties are amazingly fertile and bountiful...hell, if it were to be personified, I could liken it to a Mexican female who is over the age of thirteen, since they reproduce so frequently that upon puberty, they begin lactating as a form of evolution. And no, I'm not scared of pissing off Mexicans, unless they can also read English, but seeing as how I've met a lot of them, I know that's unlikely. Anywho...I'm here today to prove something to nobody.

I'm here to prove that I can work on serious projects without the need to resort to comedy.

Wait...was that a gasp I heard from all three of you that read this?

Yes, with the help of Joe, I'm proud to announce that I now have a published book of poems. Fuck you all, buy it and make fun of me for being emo, because we all know that's what I'd do.

Here's the link, bitches: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/t ... a/11388276

Next time, I'll be less of a whore, but only if I make some money for weed. It fuels that which entertains you and that shit ain't cheap!View/Add Comments