PancreasOfficial Launch of "Though My Chains Be Forged"The day you've all been waiting for, without even knowing it, has finally arrived! Though My Chains Be Forged, the first full length novel by Joe B. Pangrazio, is finally officially available to the public in both print and one of those new fangled eBooks. For those of you that want to just cut to the chase and have that lovely brain spawn, fresh from Joe's mind and still covered in birth juices, without further adieu just head right on over to http://tinyurl.com/thoughmychains in order to secure your copy.
For those of you that require a bit more romancing, read on!
The first novel from Joe B. Pangrazio features a super powered terrorist set in a world just as crazy as the empowered self-identified "heroes" and "villains" that inhabit it. Read as the main character, Masochist, goes to extraordinary, and often ill conceived, lengths to achieve equality for those like him. Marvel along the way as he encounters things that even he finds mind boggling including, but not limited to: angels, immortal Nazis, living machines, robots, scientifically augmented ex-girlfriends, energy vampires and a shadow organization whose talons reach into every power structure in Europe. Whether his actions inspire you, disgust you, or do some mixture of both, just remember: good men are capable of great evil and evil men are capable of great good.
And for those you who would like to share your thoughts about the novel (once you're bought and read it, of course) feel free to go over the novel's official Facebook page (found here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Though-My ... 0333719968) and let me have it.
Of course, this book would never have been possible without the help and encouragement from two lovely people. I speak, of course, of the fantastic Mindy Doyle who provided me with the cover to this everlasting tome and the magnificent Chris Yambar who was so gracious as to provide me with an introduction. Without them, this book would have never been possible.
And of course, there's one last person who this book never would have been possible.
So come with me into the future ladies and gents. It's a bright and shiney place. And it's better there.
PhillyCLook Ma! I'm a Whore!Well aren't you all just proud of yourselves? You didn't think I'd do it, did you? DID YOU?! Oh no...you've all been like, "Philly Chuck, you're a clown and you're great at it. Too bad you can never be serious, but why screw with perfection?" Now, while I'll admit, my comedic properties are amazingly fertile and bountiful...hell, if it were to be personified, I could liken it to a Mexican female who is over the age of thirteen, since they reproduce so frequently that upon puberty, they begin lactating as a form of evolution. And no, I'm not scared of pissing off Mexicans, unless they can also read English, but seeing as how I've met a lot of them, I know that's unlikely. Anywho...I'm here today to prove something to nobody.
I'm here to prove that I can work on serious projects without the need to resort to comedy.
Wait...was that a gasp I heard from all three of you that read this?
Yes, with the help of Joe, I'm proud to announce that I now have a published book of poems. Fuck you all, buy it and make fun of me for being emo, because we all know that's what I'd do.
Here's the link, bitches: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/t ... a/11388276
Next time, I'll be less of a whore, but only if I make some money for weed. It fuels that which entertains you and that shit ain't cheap!