Thought Crimes: Archive
January 2009
01-01-2009: A Crime Against Art (Full 24 Page Comic)01-05-2009: Vagina
01-07-2009: Embarrassment
01-08-2009: Sideburns?
01-09-2009: LuThor
01-13-2009: See You Next Tuesday
01-14-2009: All Apologies
01-15-2009: Retraction
01-16-2009: Something A Little Lighter
01-20-2009: The Ladies
01-21-2009: Relationships
01-22-2009: Don't Disturb the Dew
01-23-2009: The Little Guy
01-27-2009: The Truth
01-28-2009: ...what?
01-29-2009: Cancer
01-30-2009: The Meaning
February 2009
02-03-2009: What's Good for the Goose...02-04-2009: What the Hell's a Gander?
02-05-2009: I Don't Even Care
02-06-2009: Don't You Have a Son To Take Care Of?
02-10-2009: Uncle...BP?
02-11-2009: Make a Run For the Border
02-12-2009: Heroic Porn
02-13-2009: Thought Crimes No. 1: Tattoos
02-17-2009: How Not to Pick Up Chicks
02-18-2009: It's Fun Picking on Micke
02-19-2009: WWMDD
02-20-2009: Road Rage = Funny. Hopefully...
02-24-2009: I Have Super Powers
02-25-2009: Learn Your Lesson
02-26-2009: Remorse
02-27-2009: NGBP
March 2009
03-03-2009: Deja Vu03-04-2009: Vuja De
03-05-2009: Escalation 101
03-06-2009: Back to Belcher
03-03-2009: Rebound!
03-04-2009: Can He Actually Be Smooth?
03-05-2009: Yeah, Don't Do That
03-06-2009: The Morning After
03-10-2009: HOW?!
03-11-2009: Yeah...But HOW?!
03-12-2009: And Now For Something Completely Different
03-13-2009: Revelations
03-17-2009: I Warned You
03-18-2009: Marcc and LuThor?
03-19-2009: I Don't Get It
03-20-2009: Come On!
03-24-2009: Agree to Disagree
03-25-2009: Resolution
03-26-2009: Thought Crimes No. 2: Finding Jesus
03-27-2009: 420
April 2009
04-07-2009: Why Not?04-08-2009: Pregnancy Proximity Alert
04-09-2009: No
04-10-2009: Awkward
04-14-2009: This Sucks
04-15-2009: Woopie On My Couch!
04-16-2009: How?
04-17-2009: Vengeful BP
04-21-2009: The Return
04-22-2009: Adventure?
04-23-2009: Yeah, Adventure
04-24-2009: Magic Land, Ontario
04-28-2009: ...wait, What?
04-29-2009: Women of the Night
04-30-2009: Outrage Gives Way to...Curiousity
May 2009
05-01-2009: Gentleman's Club05-05-2009: Experiments
05-06-2009: You Knew It Was Coming
05-07-2009: Recoup
05-08-2009: Children
05-12-2009: Not Gay BP
05-13-2009: Return From Adventure
05-14-2009: How To Succeed
05-15-2009: Popularity
05-19-2009: Time Out
05-20-2009: Deep Thoughts
05-21-2009: Letter to the Editor
05-22-2009: Cure For Cancer
05-26-2009: Thought Crimes No. 3: Army of No One Remembers
05-27-2009: Strike!
05-28-2009: A Response
05-29-2009: A Counter Offer
June 2009
06-02-2009: Ratings Warrior06-03-2009: Plan B
06-04-2009: BP, You Got Some Splainin' To Do
06-05-2009: Plan C
06-09-2009: And Then...
06-10-2009: Surrender?
06-11-2009: Plan...D?
06-12-2009: The End?
06-16-2009: How To Cheer Up A Bastard
06-17-2009: Surprise!
06-18-2009: The More Things Change...
06-19-2009: The Funnier They Get...
06-23-2009: Rude Cunte
06-24-2009: Not This Again
06-25-2009: Explanations
06-26-2009: Razzle Dazzle
06-30-2009: Revenge is a Female Dog
July 2009
07-01-2009: Shenanigans07-02-2009: Thought Crimes No. 4: The Amazing Trigger
07-03-2009: Point
07-07-2009: Thought Crimes No. 5: Revelations
07-08-2009: CYDI?
07-09-2009: That's No Space Station
07-10-2009: ...It's The World's Tiniest Handcuff
07-14-2009: It's Not You
07-15-2009: Really, It's NOT You
07-16-2009: Interruption
07-17-2009: Okay, It IS You
07-21-2009: Fun With Roofies!
07-22-2009: Tough Decisions
07-23-2009: Man Up!
07-24-2009: And Now The Thrilling Conclusion...
07-28-2009: Where's Tom Hanks?
07-29-2009: Okay, But Where's Hooch?
07-30-2009: Black Out
07-31-2009: Yes, I Will Re-Use This Gag
August 2009
08-04-2009: The Morning After 2: Electric Bugaloo08-05-2009: It's About Time
08-06-2009: Sharp Dressed Man
08-07-2009: It's a Big One
08-11-2009: Beee Goood
08-12-2009: Here Comes the Bride
08-13-2009: No More Stalling
08-14-2009: The Hole-y Trinity
08-18-2009: Perfect Strangers
08-19-2009: Patience is a Virgin
08-20-2009: My So-Called Christ
08-21-2009: I'm Going To Hell For This
08-25-2009: Wedding Night of the Living Dead
08-26-2009: Nope, Don't See It
08-27-2009: Everyone Does a Wedding Episode
08-28-2009: Nuptials In the Air?
September 2009
09-01-2009: Let Me Tell You A Story...09-02-2009: I Get By
09-03-2009: Green Zone Special
09-04-2009: Operation LuThor Freedom
09-08-2009: Shut Up and Let Me Help
09-08-2009: Topical Storm
09-10-2009: The Long Goodbye
09-11-2009: Preparation
09-15-2009: I'm Leavin' On A Jet Plane
09-15-2009: Same Shit, Different Day
09-17-2009: ...the Awesome
09-18-2009: Convenient Interruption
09-22-2009: Office Lessons
09-23-2009: So, Wait a Minute...
09-24-2009: The Thing That Should Not Be
09-25-2009: High Noon at the IM Corral
09-29-2009: The Inevitable
09-30-2009: Thought Crimes No. 6: Sarcasm of the Christ
October 2009
10-01-2009: Don't You, Forget About Me10-02-2009: Thought Crimes No. 7: Jesus of Whinereth
10-06-2009: He's Leaving Home...
10-07-2009: Stepping Outside He is Free
10-08-2009: Sacrificed Most of Our Lives
10-09-2009: So Many Years
10-13-2009: Bye, Bye
10-14-2009: ...Stupid Answers
10-15-2009: Ivan the Awesome
10-16-2009: Initiation
10-20-2009: oBoba
10-21-2009: Yes, Yes He Is
10-22-2009: ...Like a Rabbit
10-23-2009: As Nature Intended
10-27-2009: In Memoriam
10-28-2009: It's True
10-29-2009: It's Damn True
10-30-2009: Halloween!
November 2009
11-03-2009: About Last Night11-04-2009: Milk It
11-05-2009: Yay?
11-06-2009: I Taketh Away, I Giveth
11-10-2009: Jingle Bell Rock
11-11-2009: Proper Order
11-12-2009: War for Thanksgiving
11-13-2009: Boggie
11-17-2009: We're Not Stopping
11-18-2009: Mmmmm...
11-19-2009: Look, Distraction!
11-20-2009: Best Laid Plans...
11-24-2009: A Thanksgiving Story
11-25-2009: A Thanksgiving Story Pt. 2
11-26-2009: A Thanksgiving Conclusion
11-27-2009: Black Friday
December 2009
12-01-2009: ...What Month Is It?12-02-2009: How Soon We Forget
12-03-2009: Let Us Review
12-04-2009: One Last Thing
12-08-2009: Remember These Guys?
12-09-2009: What, what, what, WHAT?
12-10-2009: Confrontation
12-11-2009: You Don't Have To Go Home
12-14-2009: Make Me
12-16-2009: Bosom Buddies
12-17-2009: Blue Christmas
12-18-2009: ...And Many More
12-22-2009: HIM
12-23-2009: Tell Santa
12-24-2009: He Knows If You've Been Bad...
12-25-2009: Merry Christmas
12-29-2009: End of the World Week, Pt. 1
12-30-2009: End of the World Week, Pt. 2
12-31-2009: End of the World Week, Fin
January 2010
01-01-2010: Back Again For the Very First Time01-05-2010: Guest Strip: Chris Yambar
01-06-2010: Guest Strip: Benjamin Jameson Morey
01-07-2009: Guest Strip: Mike Churchill
01-08-2010: Guest Strip: Stephen Lindsay
01-12-2010: Viewer Mail
01-13-2009: Now You Know
01-14-2010: Yeah, I Went There
01-15-2010: Moustache
01-19-2010: Everyone's a Critic
01-20-2010: Moustache Rides Are Free For a Reason
01-21-2010: Beards of Our Forefathers
01-22-2010: It's So Angry!
01-26-2010: It's True...
01-27-2010: Electoral of the Heart
01-28-2010: Yay, Self-Esteem!
01-29-2010: Thought Crimes No. 8: Ha, Racism!
February 2010
02-02-2010: Odd02-03-2010: No Hitter
02-04-2010: What 4th Wall?
02-05-2010: I'm a Detective
02-09-2010: Season of Mourning
02-10-2010: 21 Guns
02-11-2010: You FOOOLSsss!
02-12-2010: True Story
02-14-2010: This One is for Warren
02-16-2010: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
02-17-2010: A Love Letter to Mary Jane
02-18-2010: Fuck Napoleon
02-19-2010: What Reverends Talk About
02-23-2010: The Odd Couple
02-24-2010: Where Everybody Knows
02-25-2010: Fun Fact
02-26-2010: Oh, I Get It
March 2010
03-02-2010: History of the World Part I03-03-2010: History of the World Part II
03-04-2010: History of the World Part III
03-05-2010: History of the World Part IV
03-08-2010: Happy Birfday to Me!
03-10-2010: Shame? What Shame?
03-11-2010: Yeah...
03-12-2010: I Regret Nothing
03-16-2010: Charlie BrOWNED!
03-17-2010: Condition Affects 1 in 4 Men
03-18-2010: We Don't Need No Stinking Census
03-23-2010: Health Care 2010
03-19-2010: Destro and the Baroness!
03-24-2010: Lounge of War
03-25-2010: Super Gay
03-26-2010: Enough is Enough
03-30-2010: Yes?
03-31-2010: Fiiiine
April 2010
04-01-2010: You're a Dirty Jew, Charlie Brownovitch04-02-2010: Good Friday
04-06-2010: The Prestige
04-07-2010: Sadness
04-08-2010: Atheist Commandments
04-09-2010: What the Pope?
04-13-2010: President Dude
04-14-2010: Reunited...
04-15-2010: And it Feels So Good
04-16-2010: New Hotness
04-20-2010: The Rev Says
04-21-2010: I Love a Good Game
04-22-2010: Seriously
04-23-2010: Did You Guess Right?
04-27-2010: Silence is Golden
04-28-2010: Oh...Hey...
04-29-2010: Ketchup
04-30-2010: Not so GLAAD
May 2010
05-04-2010: I Can Fix It05-05-2010: Problem Solver
05-06-2010: Press Conferences Are Huge Right Now
05-07-2010: Kick Ass
05-11-2010: RIP Frank
05-12-2010: Lord GaGa
05-13-2010: Blinded by the Light...
05-14-2010: ...Douche in the Night
05-18-2010: Everyone Draw Muhammed!
05-19-2010: All Together Now
05-20-2010: Aren't All Women, Destroyers?
05-22-2010: Snap!
05-25-2010: More Viewer Mail
05-26-2010: The Trip, in 4 Panels
05-27-2010: Home Again
05-28-2010: WRONG AGAIN!
June 2010
06-01-2010: Oath Breaker!06-02-2010: ONE RULE
06-03-2010: Excuses, Excuses
06-04-2010: Never Gets Old
06-08-2010: Sex and the City 2
06-09-2010: Damn Limeys!
06-10-2010: Gaga for the Gulf
06-11-2010: Again?
06-15-2010: It Thickens
06-16-2010: I Got a Tiki God
06-17-2010: THIS...IS...THOUGHT CRIMES!
06-18-2010: First Recon
06-22-2010: He's Not Batman
06-23-2010: Also Not Wolverine
06-24-2010: You're Bad At This
06-25-2010: Exposed!
06-29-2010: Confrontation!
06-30-2010: Well?
July 2010
07-01-2010: Gossip07-02-2010: Acceptance...
07-06-2010: These Are My Confessions...
07-07-2010: Just Like Armageddon
07-08-2010: Eclipse
07-09-2010: Jersey Gods
07-13-2010: Some American Splendour
07-14-2010: Word of Warning
07-15-2010: A Female Perspective
07-16-2010: Old Friends
07-20-2010: Viewer Marcc
07-21-2010: Nerd Prom
07-22-2010: Erm...
07-23-2010: General Tso's Chihuahua